Who are you?

Normally I reserve Friday for making fun, nonsense posts that usually expose some oddball website like omfgdogs.com or riddlydiddly.com or pointerpointer.com or a space squirrel shooting a laser or partridgegetslucky.com or ducksarethebest.com or leduchamp.com or isitchristmas.com or bouncing cats or this lady eating apples or ninjaflex.com or the salmon of Capistrano or Nelson’s Ha Ha or this picture of a dime you can flip or leekspin.com or secretsfornicotine.com or the lovely sounds of bacon sizzling or drunk Ron Swanson or instant rimshot or any of a thousand others, but today I’m just going to make a short announcement.
If you aren’t using your actual name to post comments on this blog, or a name that makes it obvious who you are when compared against the roster, please let me know who your username belongs to! You don’t have to post it here, just email me your name and your username so I can be sure to give you credit for your comments. Otherwise, I can’t!
Now, back to eelslap.com.