I knew it!

You know how I always talk about our toasters becoming intelligent and telling us we eat too much toast? Well look what I found! That guy up there is a toaster that can, via an Ethernet connection, become depressed if it doesn’t get used enough, and jealous if it finds out other connected toasters are being used more! The future is today!

It turns out Garfield was way ahead of me this whole time, and I think we’ll all feel the same if it ever comes to this.