Do YOU want to rewind all these by hand?

Look what I found! Remember how it seems like yesterday that you would be renting a VHS from Blockbuster and it had the sticker with the ubiquitous slogan “Be kind, rewind?” Translated, that means “Don’t be a jackass to the next yokel that rents this crappy movie.” It was so well-known there was even a movie made with that title.

Then DVDs came along, and that slogan went right out the window. But that also means people stopped rewinding their DVDs! How are you supposed to watch that DVD or Blu-Ray you just RedBox’d if the jerk before you didn’t rewind it? You’d have to rewind it by hand, and I can tell you that isn’t easy.

Not anymore! I have discovered, at long last, the DVD Rewinder. Finally, an automated solution to the problem, much better than that online service that does it over the Internet. I’m just wondering what took them so long. Bask in the glow of the future, today!